- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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