- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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