- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

the redsox

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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