Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Diarrhea

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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