- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Sixty... eight

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Its true, he didnt write that!!

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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