- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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