Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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