- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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