- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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