Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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