- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

your face

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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