- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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