- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Women's rights

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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