- Anti Joke

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

I'm homeless.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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