- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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