- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Ebola

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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