- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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