- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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