Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

hear hear

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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