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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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