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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

whats 1 + 1? 2

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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