- Anti Joke

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

9/11 my birthday

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Morning wood.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.