- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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