Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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10inch nice

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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