- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

whats 1 + 1? 2

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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