Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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