- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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