Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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I <3 Hitler

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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