Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Knock knock come in.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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