- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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