- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What's the difference between a duck?

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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