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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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