- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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