- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Cliterus

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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