What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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men's rights activists

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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