Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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