- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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