Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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