A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Poop

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Stephen Hawking

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what is 3+3= 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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