- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

I literally died laughing

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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