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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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