- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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