- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching Fox news.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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