- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why does the man appear fat he is

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

John Cena

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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