what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

women rights

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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