Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

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