Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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