did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

There once was this guy and he fell down

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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