How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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