- Anti Joke

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

miha kako si?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Gustavo Andrade

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

miha kako si?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Gustavo Andrade

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.