- Anti Joke

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.