- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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