- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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