What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Poker face

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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