What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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